congratulations .... thanks for inviting me, yOU FUCKING CUNT @ingridgoeswest

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this shirt is 🔥! where do i get one?

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all my best friends say you are the worst thing to happen to me

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i never realized i was the universe but i accept this with gratitude 🌌

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spending #nationaldogday with the goons who have my heart forever.

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what the fuck are perfect places anyway?

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which one is me, and which one is @michellebranch?

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gets a diamond facial once....

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when you go on vacation and discover that @alicesinghmd is the wine mom you never knew you needed. #sorryicalledyoumom #idontmakethephrases

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i feel like i'm about to make a sacred pact to destroy josh chan's life #crazyexgirlfriend #halfmoonbay #rebeccasreprise

23      11

what's in your hand? now i have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. the tickets are now diamonds! i'm on a horse.

51      4

insert some trite inspirational saying about dancing in the rain or whatever?

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have you seen kelly? #sanjunipero #clintmansell

19      3

i put this box by the door to throw out later and he's taken to biting his own tail in protest, so .... i guess i have to keep this box forever now, right?

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the mean reds are horrible. suddenly you're afraid, and you don't know what you're afraid of. when i get it, what does any good is to jump into a cab and go to @target. calms me down right away. the quietness, the proud look. nothing very bad could happen to you there (until you look at your bank statement).

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3am instagram shitposting.

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#1 dog mom. #iguesshesaboobguy

16      4

believe in @lorde and you will be saved. #sfoutsidelands

41      7

are we having FUN yet? #sfoutsidelands

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birthday girl @lynleigh has a lot to say about the pobody's nerfect shirt i just gave her.

9      8

blood pressure leveling up. #sfoutsidelands

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vanessa who? meet the new queen of festival fashion, @ellieqs

18      7

@sebastianfoy on the latest in fall/winter wear.

12      8

when you're in a store and your song comes on ..... #littlemix

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only #luroufan will do. 滷肉飯

8      4

visits hawaii once... #wonderwall

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when your cruel, immortal lover kidnaps you, kidnap the shit out of him right back and lock him in your basement. #relatable #deathless #catherynnemvalente #readingchallenge #spoileralert?

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